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Rules to follow for my 14 year old daughter!

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A Repost from my facebook wall :  ( Sorry some words are in our local  dialect )

Our very sweet, galawgaw, thoughtful , Tamsi na  daughter. Happy birthday !!!

Thank you for being such a loving daughter to mamang and papang ug kang kuyakoy. You’re 14 now but si papang kay very, very, very, very, very strict gyud ghapon sa iyang mga rules…These rules will apply from today until maka graduate nka sa college, stable na ug work, ug dasig mangalagad kang Lord ha…

RULES TO FOLLOW KAY BECAUSE YOU ARE ALREADY 14 YEARS OLD:

1. BAWAL MANGUYAB…Toon sa ug luto, laba, pamalantsa, panglimpyo sa kuwarto ug balay…etc. ANG SHOTGUN SINAW NA KAAYO, DILI GYUD MOPALTAS KUNG MOBUTO!
2. BAWAL MAG LAAG2X SA MALL NGA LALAKI ANG KAUBAN…pwedi lalaki pero si papang, kuyakoy ug church friends lang. If naay lain, dapat ubanan ug chaperon with shotgun!
3. BAWAL ANG BLOND NGA BUHOK…mura kag hilaw nga mais ana.
4. BAWAL ANG SIGE UG FACEBOOK…labi na gyud kung dis oras na sa gabii. Focus on your studies for your future langga. Kay daghan dayn mag message2x diha nga lalaki nga “dale is my bff and my beautiful friend”…hhhhmmmppphhh…kandidato shotgunon!
5. BAWAL NGA NAAY MAG SABAY2X NGA LALAKI…i will hire the NBI to look for the background of that guy and akong ipadakop dayon…
6. BAWAL MAG ABSENT SA IMONG MINISTRY…gawas lang kung nasakit, namatay o naay importante nga lakaw with the family…
7. BAWAL MAGSOOT UG MGA REVEALING CLOTHES…daghan lalaki diha nga dalikdikon ug utok. Pagbantay gyud beh. Ok lang si kuyakoy mag revealing clothes kay brown man tanan makita…hahahahaa!!!
8. ACT LIKE A LADY NA BUT OF COURSE WITH DECENCY…Kana gyud dapat love ha. Ayawg kataranta sa mga lalaki. Do not attract attention but rather let others be attracted to you because of Jesus…
9. ALWAYS LOVE THE LORD WITH ALL YOUR HEART, MIND, STRENGTH, MIND AND SOUL…mao ning legacy nga among ibilin sa imo langga until your last breath.
10. LOVE YOUR FAMILY ALWAYS…we are not perfect but we love you so much dear…

A JOYFUL, VICTORIOUS, BLESSED 14th BIRTHDAY TO YOU MY SWEET, LOVING, THOUGHTFUL DAUGHTER

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